A book nobody has ever read

Two hundred and forty pages of a script with no known language, illustrated with plants that do not exist.

Carbon dated to the early 1400s, so it is at minimum a very patient hoax.

Some things are just going to stay closed. I've made peace with that. Mostly.

> The Voynich Manuscript Nobody Can Read

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// NOISE

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